My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!
jameslk 50 days ago [-]
Yes, I didn’t know my phone had a secret feature of becoming an instant hand warmer until I visited this website
maxfurman 51 days ago [-]
This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.
knowknow 51 days ago [-]
This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.
treetalker 51 days ago [-]
And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.
Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.
oliwarner 51 days ago [-]
The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.
bmicraft 51 days ago [-]
Helps that my phone renders the layout shifting at ~5fps
MarcelOlsz 51 days ago [-]
I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.
smallpipe 51 days ago [-]
There was an online contest to vote for Pitbull to go perform at your local Walmart. The internet being what it is, he got sent to the most remote Walmart in the US, Kodiak Alaska. He did go and perform. What a top lad.
Walmart having a very large fleet of corporate private jets likely made the decision and trip easier for him.
deadbabe 51 days ago [-]
If you call yourself Mr. Worldwide you can’t really say no.
jayrot 51 days ago [-]
For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness
jagermo 51 days ago [-]
I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.
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kindeyoowee 51 days ago [-]
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NoboruWataya 51 days ago [-]
Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!
I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.
throwask 51 days ago [-]
Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.
The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:
Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.
garyreckon 49 days ago [-]
i've removed the iframe now as it was causing more issues than benefitting a good
, fun experience. i couldn't quite get it to work so will update the 80s vaporwave shortly with some music
The "How to play" button being in the American Horror Story font really finishes the whole thing
lxe 51 days ago [-]
Peak weekend HN
pratik661 51 days ago [-]
All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip
garyreckon 49 days ago [-]
i built this but could not get to stream it properly so removed it before deployment. my local version plays a playlist when this loads in the browser and its a party
josu 51 days ago [-]
This is horrible.
AJMaxwell 51 days ago [-]
And amazing
nadermx 51 days ago [-]
Dale!
memhole 51 days ago [-]
I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!
pelagicAustral 51 days ago [-]
Nice one. I appreciate the humor. I t reminded me of an app I used to praise on my Nokia Lumia on Windows Phone, it was a simple Chael Sonnen wisdom app I could open anytime to get some quotes from the GOAT
ecocentrik 51 days ago [-]
Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.
fastball 51 days ago [-]
Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey
lazide 51 days ago [-]
On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?
n2dasun 50 days ago [-]
This is awesome, but also makes me want to fight you
kylehotchkiss 51 days ago [-]
I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work
DarmokJalad1701 51 days ago [-]
Who is Dale?
alehlopeh 51 days ago [-]
It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”
adynaton 51 days ago [-]
It means " go" or "let's go"
alehlopeh 51 days ago [-]
Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.
_3u10 51 days ago [-]
It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).
Me: I’ll have a burger.
Waiter: dale.
I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.
CPLX 50 days ago [-]
Don't forget "vale" which I always think of as being Spain Spanish but you hear it all over the Spanish speaking world too. Which is like almost the same, but not the same.
treetalker 51 days ago [-]
You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"
ch4s3 51 days ago [-]
I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish
CPLX 51 days ago [-]
If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”
ch4s3 50 days ago [-]
Right, but that obviously isn't how it should be translated in context.
CPLX 50 days ago [-]
It's pretty close. I always think of "send it" as a pretty close English equivalent phrase.
ks2048 51 days ago [-]
I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)
garyreckon 39 days ago [-]
This should now be fixed!
stevage 51 days ago [-]
Who or what is MrWorldwide? Lot of people in this thread seem to know.
tobylane 51 days ago [-]
It's a line in several songs by the rapper Pitbull.
Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.
lunarcave 51 days ago [-]
I don't know why I like it, but I like it.
boristsr 51 days ago [-]
This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.
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tt_dev 51 days ago [-]
I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.
SanjayMehta 51 days ago [-]
I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.
pirbull 51 days ago [-]
The fact that this is in the lead up to a show outside the US makes this even better
nickvec 51 days ago [-]
This site made me feel nauseous.
baobabKoodaa 50 days ago [-]
working as intended?
busterarm 51 days ago [-]
My new home page. Love it!
LuHACK 51 days ago [-]
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cjbconnor 51 days ago [-]
Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.
idopmstuff 51 days ago [-]
I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug
flaminHotSpeedo 51 days ago [-]
Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!
link2navjeet 51 days ago [-]
this will cure my adhd
thiht 50 days ago [-]
I love that the "not now" button does nothing
dev_stdout 51 days ago [-]
This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.
bix6 51 days ago [-]
Knocked it out of the park with this one
kittikitti 50 days ago [-]
This app is revolutionary in the design. It's not campy but the next generation. It's an upgrade from AI slop, perhaps "AI camp"? Like, people asked an AI for a million features, it gave them slop, but during camp they all figured it out and made it to the front page!
I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.
Xen9 50 days ago [-]
Now that you mentioned, "as highly conscious and self aware person", I observe the wave like up and down breathing effective, which I did not pay attention to while on the site, as a cost-effect. The interesting part is I am not always sure if I am actually waving from breathing, of if this is the illusion, and it was for half minute certainly both. This is the type of thing one remembers a decade afterwards.
I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.
I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.
cs3f16 51 days ago [-]
This feels like a fever dream.
bigbuppo 51 days ago [-]
The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.
vandahm 51 days ago [-]
I wish I had thought of this.
alabhyajindal 51 days ago [-]
This is too funny!! Dale!
mynameyeff 48 days ago [-]
Who’s Dale??
kylecazar 51 days ago [-]
I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)
I like it.
therm0 51 days ago [-]
Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.
alehlopeh 51 days ago [-]
Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.
dkh 51 days ago [-]
A lot of people are into Pitbull.
heftymouse 51 days ago [-]
A lot of people worldwide, one could say
slicktux 51 days ago [-]
Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?
bigbuppo 51 days ago [-]
This is so stupid I love it.
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NehalNetha 51 days ago [-]
is the page breathing lollll
yoyopa 51 days ago [-]
The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah)
This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah)
I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber)
Face down, booty up (Timber)
That's the way we like the what? (Timber)
I'm slicker than an oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber
Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.
I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.
The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:
Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.
Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.
I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitbull_(rapper)
I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.
I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.
I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.
I like it.
I saw, I conquered, I came
Truly the Shakespeare of our time